I'm writing to you because I feel like you desperately need my brother Elijah Silverman as a product tester. Being the president of Krispy Kreme Donuts, you know that to attract new customers you need new products. If you want to get real-life data, which can be used to improve your business, I highly recommend hiring my brother as a product tester. He would be an exceptional tester as he has extensive knowledge about donuts, has the ability to consume large quantities of donuts, and is loyal to the Krispy Kreme brand. That said, he would be the perfect product tester and would be the key link that takes Krispy Kreme to another level. Crullers, sugar-coated, powdered. My brother could go on for hours. Experts believe my brother is a world leader in the knowledge and physics of donuts. That said, his quest for donuts has sent him all over the world. He ate a Boston Cream in Boston and a French Cruller in France. With such vast knowledge, he is always thinking of new and better ideas for donuts. My brother's mind is made up of a spindle, full of different gifts...